Commemorate Year 1 of the Trump Presidency With… a Trumpy Bear?

It’s been an entire year since the inauguration of Donald J. Trump to the presidency of the United States, and what better way to commemorate the momentous occasion than with your very own Trumpy bear? What is a Trumpy bear you ask? See for yourself in this advert that, believe it or not, is an actual ad running on television and not an SNL spoof.

With your very own Trumpy bear you can remember forever all of Trump’s tremendous achievements such as:

  • Referring to nonwhite countries as “shitholes” and proposing the taking in of more immigrants from majority-white nations such as Norway. (side note: the best way to go about doing this would be to carry out or support an invasion of the country, orchestrate a coup or foment a civil war. Then Norwegians will presumably flock to America in droves.)
  • Defending the ability of police officers and government agents to ignore the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution and rough up suspects at will.
  • Demonizing immigrants and Muslims and scapegoating them for all societal problems, calling for their removal from the country.
  • Seemingly doing everything in his power to begin an all-out nuclear war with North Korea.
  • Ensuring further environmental degradation, disregarding the indisputable fact of global warming, and continuing the erosion of the rights of Indigenous peoples.
  • Feuding publicly with football players and basketball players in order to score points with his core base of skinheads and neo-Nazis.
  • Pardoning criminals like former Sheriff Joe Arpio so that he can run for Congress.
  • equating neo-Nazis with anti-fascists after neo-Nazis kill an anti-fascist protester by running over her.
  • Drumming up hatred of Transgendered people by reigniting the bathroom wars and banning Trans people from enlistment in the military.

These are just some of the “greatest hits” from the Trump presidency that I could think of off the top of my head. Feel free to add more in the comments section below.

11 thoughts

  1. When I saw the commercial for the first time, I seriously thought it was a joke and then when the commercial kept on going, I realized that it was no joke and all I can say is that as a southerner, it is next to impossible to render me speechless, this succeeded. I can honestly say, “I have never seen the like!”

    1. As a fellow southerner, I think I’ve seen people like the ones that are in this commercial somewhere, particularly the guy on his motorcycle who rides around town with his Trumpy bear thinking he looks badass.

  2. Caleb- You and Vella have warped senses of humor; may your tribe multiply!! I’m not quite up to $99/month in contributions to counter Hair Furor but nearly so, so I’ll forego a purchase right now. -ron

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